he also thinks women should not have the right to vote

don’t forget the red state genius idea of “why pay janitors when we can make the kids clean up each others’ puke? then they’ll think it’s great when they start getting paid $7/hr for manual labor at 14”

no, but seeing how I worked at one as a dishwasher making 19/hr when minimum wage was 5.75/hr, I’d say they’re one percenter shit by this point

what, you don’t want to spend your whole day sitting motionless and drooling in a wheelchair parked in some out-of-the-way corner of the nursing home? because everyone knows that people need to stay alive for as long as humanly possible

what the hap is fuckening

good to the last drop my subscription

fun fact: the academic publishing business model was invented by robert maxwell. you’ve probably heard the name maxwell before, due to his daughter, ghislaine

who cares? if you think something happens to your “immortal soul” when you die, then fine, that’s your business. honestly one of the most annoying things about christians is this core duty of the “good christian” that “we must convert the entire world to christianity” – excuse me, but gtfo with that shit.

apologists have been trying to convince the world of this “butbutbut whatabout after you die?!” crap for thousands of years, and guess what–the “evidence” that any of it is true is exactly the same as the “evidence” that harry potter is true i.e., storybooks. i’ve heard it all before dude, and no, i’m not buying it.

ugh i couldn’t care less what nonsense you believe. but i will go to my grave having fought tooth and nail my entire life against stone age religious bullshit shaping public policy that affects everyone just because indoctrinating your own kids isn’t enough. keep your fucking imaginary friends to yourself

are you trying to imply that being a fedora’d edgelord is somehow worse than being gullible enough to believe there’s some invisible magical sky wizard watching you diddle yourself?

LOL the answer to your question is no, but that would be me if the choices were that, or be someone who gets butthurt any time someone belittles jeebus

enjoy your “family friendly” chick fila tv

this you?

lol jesus is santa claus for grownups

LPT: if you right click> copy link on the section of the article you want, the link will take you right to that section e.g., https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lego_Group#Gender_equality_and_human_rights

no i don’t know how to do that on a phone

gee, guess i’ll just have to continue never using it, then…

isn’t it pretty much what amazon’s been doing since the beginning? the difference being there’s no “app” like camel yet to track prices over time at a single store

but yea, still another reason not to go to walmart. how do they mitigate the problem of something being $X when you put it in your cart, and the price being X+whatever by the time you get through the 2 mile long line at one of the 2 open registers?

words out of context

lol when your “context” is “the only truth that exists is whatever i just sharted out of my mouth,” then does anyone else’s perception of context even matter?

someone tried to argue that everyone was taking the “you won’t have to vote anymore” statement a couple weeks ago out of context. then some GOP muppet tried to say he was joking. after years of GOP bleating about “i love trump because he speaks his mind!”

for someone who speaks his mind and tells it like it is, trump sure does need a lot of explanation olympics-tier mental acrobatics to get to what he really meant when he said ___________ (literally anything)

they’ve never understood it to BE wrong, much less why. all they know is the fear mongering rhetoric of “they’re coming to take your guns, turn your kids gay, and forcibly terminate your pregnancies” along with the whole “you’re not a real man if you’re not violent” ideal, since the GOP stance can’t win on policy

iT wAs JuSt A pRaNk BrO

it’s not complicated. “jewish” is not a race. simple

gotta love those pesky socially constructed rules and regulations…