Mr. Funucci went on to create the next great Italian masterpiece: pizza. In a fit of rage after losing the contract, marinara was thrown at dough (which landed in cheese and salami), then pelted at the side of a wood fired oven. He would hate Michelangelo until his death at the hands of a Tuscan boar later that year. The boar was tried and found guilty, which is why a Funucci always comes with bacon.
Mr. Funucci went on to create the next great Italian masterpiece: pizza. In a fit of rage after losing the contract, marinara was thrown at dough (which landed in cheese and salami), then pelted at the side of a wood fired oven. He would hate Michelangelo until his death at the hands of a Tuscan boar later that year. The boar was tried and found guilty, which is why a Funucci always comes with bacon.