schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoNew Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airportwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down11
arrow-up1147arrow-down1external-linkNew Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airportwww.bbc.comschizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareBlackout@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·5 months agoI successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn’t even real. It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoYou’re the taste-tortured tart-tasting tort-placing court casing civil complainant plaintiff from the soup suit?
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoNot sure if I just ate the onion or not…but…I believe it!
I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn’t even real.
It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.
You’re the taste-tortured tart-tasting tort-placing court casing civil complainant plaintiff from the soup suit?
Not sure if I just ate the onion or not…but…I believe it!