kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down115
arrow-up1269arrow-down1external-linkSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukkescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarehoodlem@hoodlem.melinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year ago By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported. The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoPenis inspection day is now today! I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now
The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
Penis inspection day is now today!
I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now