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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

A man who vowed to light VP Kamala Harris on fire and "personally pluck out her eyes" reacted with surprise when investigators showed up at his door, a complaint alleges.

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Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?
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  I’ll boop you on the snoot.
  
  …and now we wait.

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