• LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz
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    10 days ago

    I live in Florida and a coworker asked on which side is the Atlantic, and on which side was the Gulf. My judgement was not very secret because I was completely in shock. I’m still not over it.

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      I once had a conversation with a cashier in TN that started with a newspaper by check out saying something about remembrance day in England. I explained it’s basically like their version of Memorial Day. It ended with me having to explain what Europe is. A super abridged synopsis:

      Me: It’s basically their version of Memorial Day.

      Her: why do they need a different version?

      Me: they’re a different country, different laws.

      Her: it’s not really a different country if you can drive to it

      Me:… What

      Her: I mean, it’s basically just the same country

      Me: you cannot drive to England.

      Her: you can’t?

      Me: it’s an island.

      Her: I thought it was Europe?

      Me: you also cannot drive to Europe.

      I then had to explain what Europe was, how England is Europe in the same way Puerto Rico is North America. I shouldn’t have included that. Or tried to explain armistice day. It was a very long conversation that ended up going outside during her smoke break.

      She was the second grown adult I had to explain Europe to. Tennessee has failed it’s children, y’all. I’m not being funny, and contrary to OP’s premise, I don’t really judge them for this. I judge the state and the school system. It’s bad.