Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband
And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line
'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime
Hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk
She was a liquor-drinkin’ dildo-runnin’ rascal
With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas
An’ a probe for every asshole in El Paso
Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas
We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear?
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable
For a prison term of twenty-seven years
Ladies and gentlemen, as is tradition when this utter foolishness is discussed, may I present: Texas Annie, performed by The Wet Spots
Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line 'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime
Hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk She was a liquor-drinkin’ dildo-runnin’ rascal With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas An’ a probe for every asshole in El Paso
Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear? And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable For a prison term of twenty-seven years
That was great! Thanks, I’ve never heard that before
Here’s another by someone completely different that fits the theme too!
If you put two spaces at the end of each line you want a line break after, it’ll make a new line in the output.