The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down126
arrow-up1467arrow-down1imageI love melons so muchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103arrow-down1·2 days agoCantaloupe (can’t elope)
minus-squareSomeguy89@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?