I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don’t know me

But, yo, she’s really fine

And a six-four Impala

crowd goes wild

Thought I was having an aneurysm. Nope, an “ice pick headache”. It happens all of a sudden – for me, at my temple for 10 seconds – and then goes away.

If I don’t comment after this, please send help.

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe they all have regulators that can revoke a license. So you’d be putting your job on the line.

You sound like a wonderful partner ❤️

How would she react to you asking her about the qualities that go into making a good mahjong set? She might have something particular in mind ☺️

I feel like I’m being baited to mention Nokia

That’s a valid reason to be depressed

That’s a valid reason to be depressed

Cool superpower!

This is so cool! Is it like you’re imagining the text, or can you literally see it?

What about words that are muffled or too quiet?

How does it feel/look like when you’re in an area that’s packed with people? (Thank you in advance!)

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“Yeeted” before words that start with a vowel or an “h”.

“Yote” before words that start with everything else.

I yeeted air from my nose

I don’t know what I was expecting, but that was so much more.

And here I am, bookmarking this post… I have meals planned for the next 3 weeks!

I was thinking that too, but maybe it was one of those hard, white-on-the-inside, unripe tomatoes.

These are all questions I didn’t know I had. OP, please indulge us!