Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

Look, the one thing I am genuinely, no kidding surprised about is that he didnt try to sell tickets to see the mugshots taken live, at like 25k a pop.

So you’re saying if my parents had let me play video games, my childhood traumas would have been easier to deal with. Those f%*&ers…