Finally, a day when it is acceptable for me to lure children into my van!
Finally, a day when it is acceptable for me to lure children into my van!
One day people will be beaming terrifying thoughts directly into their children’s minds and this comic won’t make any sense at all.
Back in my day, my dad thought it was hilarious to deliberately frighten me and I, uh, didn’t like it.
Why do you feel that the joke is outdated?
They get paid more by the advertisers for delivering personalized ads.
What happened to bottle rockets? I had one when I was a kid and it was a lot of fun but when I tried to buy one recently for a friend’s kid, I couldn’t find any. Were too many kids failing to aim away from face?
(I know I could make my own…)
It adds insult to injury, since it shows that they expect that some people will want to apply those filters, but then they don’t care enough to make the filters work. They just waste even more of my time by creating the false impression that they have made a tool that does what I want.
I don’t understand why browsers support this “functionality”.
But who can stop an oven with a gun?
Vance is Catholic.
That’s actually a very low price for an anti-air missile. For comparison, the Stinger shoulder-fired missile costs more than twice as much. A Patriot missile costs four million dollars (but is much more capable). Presumably minimizing cost was a high priority when this missile was designed. Nonetheless, the cost asymmetry is one reason why degrading the ability of Hamas and Hezbollah to fire missiles at Israel is important.
Yeah, and while vegan imitation meat is delicious (so much so that even my meat-eating friends will happily eat it with me) vegan imitation cheese ranges from mediocre to terrible. And then it costs several times as much as real cheese too!
I wouldn’t want to be the guy tattooing an elephant’s butt.
It was probably just full of garbage (which is also “limp” and attracts flies) and the idea of some cop having to cut it open and go through it because you called it in is sort of funny.
With that said, I have wondered about similar things. One time I saw a guy I thought might be dead but I waited a few minutes, he moved a little, and I figured he was probably just very drunk so I left. Another time I did go tell an NYC cop that there was a guy lying on the ground in the middle of a busy street, and the cop didn’t seem to care. Maybe I should have called 911 instead but I didn’t want to be officially associated with the situation.
Note that this article is from three days ago. There’s still only one F-16 destroyed.
I occasionally get into a state where I feel hungry but the thought of eating almost any food, including foods I usually like, is disgusting. I end up eating something really bland, like raw tofu.
Also, I didn’t have any cravings after I became a vegetarian. I was never seriously tempted to eat meat. However, I did eat a lot of cheese and now that I eat very little if it, I want cheese all the time. I’m not even hungry right now and I’m still salivating because I’m thinking about cheese.
It’s funny because I have the opposite impression. Some Americans feel guilty after studying American history. (Why feel guilty? You’re not the ones responsible.) These Americans seek to absolve themselves of that perceived guilt by identifying something far away that matches the “white vs non white” pattern that they’re looking for, so that they can feel righteous by condemning it without actually having to change how they live their own lives.
I meant manual transmissions, not supercars.
I want my next car to be a Miata.
The dip only lasted a few months. By August of 2020, VTI was back to where it had been before the dip in February.