A walk?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Yep. I’ve been there myself. It’s strange being “between worlds” as it were, but I’ve come to terms and even celebrate my multiculturalness.

Coconuts as in “brown and hairy on the outside, white on the inside”?

That’s pretty funny lol

What does it mean to you?

I don’t get it 😕

I can think of a couple ways, but whether or not they’d work is unclear or if they’d even be ethical or practical.

Best one I got is to keep the cows indoors and collect the methane from the internal atmosphere. Make the roof of said building out of glass or some other clear material so that the cows and their grazing ground has access to sunlight. But then you’d need to regularly clean the roof…

Not to mention having to maintain an HVAC system that siphons all the air (or maybe just the top layer?) of the interior space and somehow separates the methane from the myriad other gases in the space.

Sounds plausible but impractical.

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

That EEG helmet development is huge, even if it’s only 40% accurate. The fact that it can be done at all just made it cross the threshold from sci-fi into just sci.

Scientists don’t understand the concept of fun

Could I get a source? This is huge if true.

Stollen is a type of bread.

Stolen is that other thing.

Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!

My fiance gave me a look when I told her this one.

You know the one.

This one is excellent. 10/10

I got one for ya. I was changing the oil in my fiancée’s car and wanted to know how to clear the “maintenance required” light so I looked it up online. First result was of course someone asking the same question to some sort of car forum. The top response? “That is something the dealership can do for you”.

Motherfucker if I wanted the dealership to do it for me, I would have had them change my oil in the first God damn place! Jesus fuck that response just ruined my day. Utterly useless waste of kilobytes. Luckily the response right under his had the answer I was looking for. This happened like a month ago and I’m still pissed off about it.