My brain

Maga

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

Same, tbh

If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable

How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book

I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork

It’s buttholes all the way down

Yeah… that’s fair actually, it really is pretty hard to ‘fake casting couch’ your relatives

What a game

Jeremy

North Korea.

Thanks, I appreciate you

Thanks, I think I got it turned off, do you mind confirming? Apparently I can’t see it

Free slurpee day, that’s my cake day too

I vote for garlic bread day

So, you know how Reddit has posts? Well something like 53% of those Reddit posts are posted by chick-fil-a agents for various reasons.

Ever since they won the chicken sandwich wars of the early 20s they’ve been focused on invading media spaces, often quite aggressively.

Reddit is essentially a chicken sandwich propaganda wing of the massive chicken chain at this point, still quite a bit of porn though luckily. Can’t say I’m looking forward to chicken sandwich porn 🤷‍♂️

In the drive through line