I know some of these words.

You are describing destruction Derby.

And now I feel old.

Op is not obese.

90pc of any google search is someone thinking im going to watch 4 minute video for the paragraph of text i require.

Must be hard losing to a millennial woman, i mean no alpha points there.

In one hour, Vodafone continued fuck up of my new line will continue. They have until midnight to connect my line.

I’m meant to be going onto fttp fancy pants fibre but they decided I don’t need an engineer to install the new line from my house to the fibre street network. They then sent me the router and said plug it in and I’ll get the speed promised which is amazing as the entire time I’ve been on this line I’ve only ever gotten 22mbps.

The missus gunna go ape shit with no Internet tomorrow.

Mines 0.11 kWh. So that’s going to be 2-3p for an hours use.

Just look for window insulation kit. It’s just plastic sheeting that you put on your window frame, stuck in place with double sided tape. You then get a hair dryer to tighten the plastic, so it holds tout. This process gives you an air gap between the window and your rooms warm air, so often cuts out condensation.

I use it every year, it makes a huge difference for me in wiping down windows alone in the morning and it’s deffo warmer sitting next to the window too.

11c isn’t put the heating on weather. That’s at best, a blanket on the couch situation.

On all the shorts etc showing sanction life in Russia, not one has mentioned burger King is still there.

Heights.

I can function at height if I’m on my own but im all thumbs and feel like I weigh 250lbs more. Add any people to the mix and my body starts squatting and the running joke is i look like I’m laying an l egg. I’ll end up walking in an odd half crouch crab like way. Common example is being on a raised walkway, by a pier, canals, climbing stairs of attractions like a fire tower or an old building, ramparts of castles etc.

I did a bungee jump once and the worst part was crab crouching across the gangway that was suspended beneathe the bridge,. Once I was in the basket awaiting my jump, i was fine as i could sit down and I was all strapped in, the jump was easy!

Nah. New wave of incommers will lead to more defederating drama I’m guessing.

See your star chart, social status is the same. If you litter you have low social status.

What am I meant to do? I need this boundary shit sorted ASAP.

Nothing. They are eaten immediately from the pan after taking them out from the oven.

Don’t email a solicitor to confirm I’ve made payment. Apparently it costs me 36 quid for them to read my email confirming payment.

It is more than weird. It is why we have such shit recycling. If we had a national program then services could be rolled out more efficiently. But no.

Scales canna tell the difference between muscle and fat. If you’ve being labouring, you likely have developed muscle whilst losing fat.

I’ve always just scooped water out of the toilet bowl to clean my arse. A bidet seems overkill.

Flashlight is essential for winter in rural places, for working on cars or lighting up awkward places. I’d rather put in place a torch or flexi torch and have it fall over instead of my mid range phone which may lead to the screen scratching. Generally too, using my phone where I need a torch simply exposes my phone to risks.