My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Gimme da cash!

And deprive myself of such… enlightening conversation? Perish the thought!

Wow, what an eloquent and persuasive argument. I’m convinced.

“I swallowed the knife…”

I’m sad nobody has mentioned Chrono Trigger…

The Carlinist club has no member status in the America club, unfortunately.

See, all the really open minded citizens in America were just so happy when the country elected a black guy as president that they just had to go out and share that joy with the rest of the world!

Hello, fellow Carlin-ist.

“Please log onto your dumbbell account.”

God damn right! I’m not propping the door open, I’m ripping it off the hinges.

“I’ve never seen that one” he said aloud in wonder

Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?

Stop. I hate this fucking timeline. Lemme off!

I just started replaying Parasite Eve for the first time since 98, so this was an amusing post for me also.

No. I prefer eating my fries in a chair, or on a stool if I’m feeling frisky.

I think George said it best.

If i could make my own Rushmore, he’d definitely be on it. Betty White, Bob Ross, Mr Rogers… good folks, y’know?

“WHAT?! TWO RACES? IN THE SAME BODY?!”

Next, your gonna be telling me i can get pizza hut and taco bell in the same building…