Gary Larson loves making comics about people in the desert.

If Google pays it they could crash the global economy.

Last flight I went on the pilot announced, “We’re in for some slight turbulence for the next hour”. After 45 minutes of shaking he then dropped, “We should be out of the turbulence in the next hour.”

More like clown time

If Madea invades Washington we will be prepared.

Once one person gets sick it’s human instinct to follow up.

Do you need subtitles because that person on the couch is playing Wonderwall?

Easy take the damned if I don’t.

That’s because decaf drinkers die within 30 days.

Selling the actual print is more work than selling the STL.

Making up a story for 37 people on Lemmy is way sadder than throwing a party with low turnout.

Vinesauce has had some crazy collabs lately

Her husband also made a pledge to, “fight antisemitism” when asked about Israel’s crimes.

They probably had some repeated instances of stealing and thought a $2000 security camera setup is cheaper than hiring more staff. I’m assuming they also can’t admit they have an issue with thieves because it could make them look bad?

Covid probably helped sell a few extra bottles. Now that concern is lessening people want their hands to smell like cinnamon.

He should get the dragon balls and wish his wife back

It’s an early form of the calculator called a numberlator

Clooney is known to have a sense of humor. He’s part of the reason South Park got produced. For a South Park special they had him cameo as a dog and all he did was bark.

Now people are going to use this guide to turn Love Wins into a hate symbol.

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