What country was it? Are you still there?

I snort you. I snort you every day.

You do you, boo.

Informative. Thank you!

You got me there. Too many extra words.

Well that’s a bit personal but I was thinking 10cm.

It will, of course, have dickbutt.

That is… Epic.

Well fuck you. So are you, you spectacular and amazing human being.

Tungsten is a bit expensive. Titanium however…

That’s optimistic.

You are too smart to survive. You are the weakest link.

This might blow your mind, but I currently have a titanium chastity cage.

Hmmmm… https://flyingprecision.com/brass-vs-tungsten-steel-an-in-depth-comparative-analysis-of-mechanical-properties-and-uses/

You are not helpful.

Send me that email. I feel lacking.

Nope. Fuuuuuuuuck off.

Sounds like Thanksgiving. Pass the gravy.

Fuck you. Don’t encourage me.

There’s only so many times I want to hear “Wrong hole!” shouted at me though.