Couple of screws on either side for the sliding problem. Bedazzling to make it fun.

Listen for the tiny screams.

I have a lot of unhoused neighbors so I regularly leave out fresh socks, a pair of gloves here and there, basic toiletries, and food for their pets. If one came to my door I’d be happy to try giving a haircut, but no refunds.

They skipped tape!?

All the coolest people dab, often and without irony.

And dab some cold water behind your ears.

I assume The Ten Commandments.

Do you know if there’s a way to help from a world away?

Generally? Yes. Specifically? No.