Ah, I missed that line. But I guess I was on the right track in my thinking.

They probably don’t want to contribute to conditioning predators to think of horses as a food source.

You keep using that word…

O7

“roofing YouTube influencer” was not on my bingo card…

American here - never heard that phrase myself.

That’s 100% a FedEx move…

Next up - snazzy gray officers uniforms and bundeswehr storm troopers.

Wait a sec…

So apparently the “candies” were literally just solid meth tablets.

I have a feeling some smuggler is getting their limbs chopped off right about now for losing their load.

Hawk tua

I’ve always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed…

.50cal paper towels

I mean, yeah - fuck Walmart in general.

But I’m confused. How is Verizon’s misleading map Walmart’s fault.

Just wait until they find out that date rape is “unlawful activity”, so their sons all start getting sent .

Better start drafting that carve out for congressional family members.

I’d expect the body to mysteriously disappear before an autopsy can be performed…

No girls allowed

So. Much. Chlamydia.

It’s available, but you can’t use extensions, so ads are rampant

If I called the cops because a truck pulling a trailer blocked the pump behind him I’d be the one in trouble.

That is a very apt comparison.

Sometimes we just have to work with the infrastructure we have available, and being an asshole to someone just trying their best is shit behavior.