Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few skulls

SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

How to fire a gun without touching the trigger

I wanna add to that Who Am I

It’s a movie made by the same people

If you liked the mystery of Dark and are looking for something to scratch that itch you’ll love it.

Heidi and Maya the Bee when I was about 4

Sir John Henry Penis-pump

How does a bow-tie wear a duck? 🤔

The point isn’t that it’s a mystery, but that it’s a word people usually don’t really think about.

No one’s reacting to it with “Hussa, finally this mystery that’s been plaguing me for ages has been resolved for me”, they are reacting to it with “Huh, never really thought about it. Makes sense”

Waiting for coach to put him in

Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

Iirc, cochlear implants don’t actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren’t actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

The movie probably could have explained that better

People are STILL bringing up the “there’s enough room” arguments?

The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn’t work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they’re too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like “You go take it, Imma good”

Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”

“Oh, haven’t you heard?”

That.

Knew someone who went to a Waldorf school. Luckily, she was extremely eager to learn, even as a child, so she finished it with great “grades”

Except for math, which she hated. So she finished her basic education with the math skills of a second grader

Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

“The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics” would certainly be a fresh take

Fake astronaut training, followed by fake flight to the moon.

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