Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

Short answer, yes.

In 2018, Indian minister for higher education Satyapal Singh baffled the scientific community by demanding that the theory of evolution be removed from school curriculum becaue “no one ever saw an ape turning into a human being.” Other political leaders from the ruling Bhartiya Janata Party came to his defense on social media.

Okay the evolution part, though stupid, is religious fundie par for the course. But middle school geometry? Are they fucking retarded?

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

Jokes on you, that throne is just a photo stretched across a box

Apparently asking what people are going to do to relax after voting must be taboo, because my post got deleted without me being told why.

So did they name him after that muckbang asshole guy who lost all that weight and was a creepy psycho about it? And probably lying about it being “all part of the plan” lol

It’s not just “hitting” when it’s done with explosives and bullets, and the ones doing the killing aren’t children. They’re all bad and all need to be stopped from abusing and slaughtering noncombatants. If you think that’s a hot take, hey congrats, you’ve discovered the thinking that perpetuates the violence.

Removed by mod

They’re all pretty boring.

Both. Lose cables are annoying.

I would most prefer the Tyrant (the judeo-muslim-Christian God) because nothing tastes better than vindictive spite.

“I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

Lemmings. A creature with a (erroneous but nevertheless extant) reputation for idiotically following each other off a cliff to die.

I wonder where you live that that happened. In America you’re expected to say no, cashiers don’t care. They don’t get paid enough to.