That’s not the evolution of language, that’s just people parading their ignorance.

Where is the home owner hiding in the bush with a garden hose?

There used to be more trickery. Or Boomers are twisted.

If you’re gonna gatekeep Halloween, just turn off your light and be a cretin on your own. This ain’t about you.

The Kissinger special?

For some people, having children is their only life accomplishment, so they perceive other people’s choices as an “attack” on their sense of identity, which makes it feel personal, to them.

Quarterly profit margins demand YOUR sacrifice.

Thanks to Ed Jenner

Animal protein is simply a very dense source of nutrients. Plants are great, but they are chock full of fiber, and fiber makes you full. Humans also can’t extract plant nutrients as efficiently as other animals.That’s why omnivore apes and herbivores spend a lot of TIME eating.

With more nutrient dense meals, that time can be allocated elsewhere.

End stage capitalism is more easily defined: all, or nearly all Consumer surplus has been converted to Firm profit.

Solid analysis

Fuck it, let’s do it. Super Mario Bros deevolve me

We also used to have the Fairness Doctrine, which demanded at least some essential elements of truth. Now our media are Billionaire mouthpieces.

Yay, I’m a tiny sliver!

Yes, and yes, you’re less wet if you hustle vs walk

The Head, Season 3:

Depends how fast you’re moving. The key is to approach light speed just as you reach the terminal.

Don’t forget the deep self-loathing.

Marcel MarNoooo

Our culture is obsessed with lies.

Some people really enjoy a slowly rotting subfloor?