Flying Squid

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

You left out, “once we get the IPO, we’re fucking right off with our billions.”

My 13-year-old enjoyed Better Off Dead too. Especially “I want my two dollars!”