Had someone pull a shotgun at a house party once. I called 911. They wanted to know which manufacturer of shotgun before they’d dispatch a car, and finally showed up 13 hours later.

Such an expansive feeling of freedom and protection! They truly are heros! Like a meatball sub.

ETA: if only they’d thought to call the cops at Uvalde.

Between this story and the Alex Jones story, I’m beginning to think judges should also… well, i can’t say what i think should happen and not violate ToS…

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?