They’re the ones with their heads up his ass… Literally no other criteria.

Wat.

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

You can’t write comedy this good…

No.

I had the same thought.

Could you have made the advertisement just a bit more obvious, maybe?

Sweet, sweet release.

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That… Was exactly my point. Thanks.

This doesn’t belong here. Everyone knows that Texas writes its own bullshit. There is no satire that can outdo reality.

I think I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

I wish mine would shut up every once in awhile…

I don’t think you understand what this community is…

Impressive!

From someone who’s also been there, glad you’re here.

Normal ghost -related name was taken. Geist was also taken so I did a fun misspelling.

It’s entertaining that nothing posted to this community is mild…

It’s always been an insult.

We’re sure this isn’t a satire site?

No.