Still can’t find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I’m paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I’ll only take 50% of tips! "

There the here and there. Where else would you like them to go?

My 56k modem would get 15kbps. What exactly is going on with grandmas connection?

She on Freenet or something? Is that even still around?

Big bang theory.

Rag “you’re talking about a subcontinent that hasn’t had a solid bowl movement…”

The start of the 99% being broken enough to start fighting back and eating the rich and over throwing government and basic utilities.

Then the slow and inevitable collapse of society in general.

If you express grandiose delusions you should be sitting in a psychiatric chair. Not a senate chair.

I made a political post here a couple of days ago.

RIP in box.

Turns out lemmy users are just as toxic as reddit is.

The reddit posts I saw made it seem WAY more complicated then it was.

It made it seem I was going to have to make dozens of different users. That it was going to be an issue posting to different instances. That I was going to need several programs to talk to eachother…

Mean while. I signed up. Sync told me. ‘hey! You just got lemmy - I already work for that!’ and here I am. Sometime I forget this isn’t reddit.

Seriously. Whatever flyers you want to spread for reddit needs to show how EASY it is to come here.

Speaking of that. Do we lemmings have a dedicated post we can share to redditor who are ready to switch?

Yoga swing.

Anytime an adult asks what it is and I explain. They always - always always - assume its a sex swing.

Which, admittedly it could very well be if the wife wasn’t so damn unwilling.

I dunno how to follow this in lemmy…

I’m always surprised this doesn’t happen much more often - especially on shows like ‘just for laughs - gags’

Like. Impersonating a police officer. How the fuck aren’t these assholes in jail ?

“signs of life show the catastrophe approaching”

Edit: I’m so sorry. I ment to write that in sarcasm font.

Nothing says “we didn’t do it” like threatening to nuke one of the most peaceful countries in the world.

After all the worry about NATO and Russia starting WW3. It would be almost comical if it was India that did it.

Out of curiosity. What countries would back India’s unprecedented surprise nuking of Canada? Or would they just be opening themselves up to being attacked by the entire planet at that point?

Used to be excellent.

Then to many right wing pc corporate rim job loving capitalists got in power and very intentionally ruined the system so they could get their scum sucking pill pushing evil corporate friends to swoop in and save us with their private health care work.

Create a problem and then offer a paid solution to it.

I hope Ford and his crack smoking criminal croonies get the guillotine when the revolution comes.

That’s why they made them that way. Possible deniability.

Next you’re gonna say the government wouldn’t ever intentionally infect 1000000s of thousands of people with a virus and then spend decades studying the untreated ailments of it.

Or bombing their own towns.

Or mowing down with assault machine guns their own population. Or poisoning their own drinking water.

That seems like good advice…

I guess I can’t trust it. Since a stranger in the internet told me eh? Lol

I think the biggest sub I’m on here is all of 5000. Ouuuu.

Obviously not even 5% of reddit transitioned over. I know a lot of my favourite subs went to discord.

But discord - to my knowledge - doesn’t have a ‘front page’ of subs… Making it hard to find new subs.

The legal system.

After having 3500 dollars worth of stuff stolen by my shit landlord. I went to court. Again And again And again And again.

Not accounting for my time, gas, parking, I spent over 5000.amd even after I “won” I still wound up goj back to court several times because this scum sucking asshole claims to be 100000 in debt to the government.

I hate the legal system more then I hate the guy who stole from me!

I’d play music for my community. It’s alright by myself but I love an audience.

Get involved in whatever community food garden is around.

Make art. Give it away.

had to

Oh? Was his life endanger without them? Someone had a gun to his head?

No?

Sounds like a rich kid just wanted a price of daddies history.