I’m about as big a poth-ead as you can get, and this is pretty fucked up.

you should always know and consent to what you’re putting in your body

that’s espn, dude.

what ours changed to is we’d sit on the porch. we live in a nice warm climate so it doesn’t make much difference if we sit in or outside, but the older kids know if your porch light is on, you can knock. If it’s off, go away.

remember when the GOP trove got leaked in 2016? I downloaded that shit just to see what they had on me. They were wrong about a lot.

you should probably black out the +4 on your zip code. you doxxed yourself, dude.

I pulled it out of my ass

I mean since it’s 71% covered in water, how about Poseidia?

there was a poll among astronomers whether they should rename uranus, and they almost unanimously decided to keep it that way because it got funding just due to giggles.

nah I drive a 1967 chevy c10. It passes all the crash tests by breaking the wall.

Oh we are so putting lips and a curly tail on our neighbor’s cybertruck this halloween as a prank

Now I know who designed the USPS’s new fleet

Personally, I like trucks that have passed crash tests with good ratings.

if we see one parked we like to walk by it to see if it’s true we can run down the battery by making its security system record us.

Dude you been staring at your fingers again huh?

Hold on, my onion memes community is going to be devastated

I like this version better

or falling out after installing a new set of windows

well they shouldn’t have mouthed off to my grandma then.

Fungi and animals form a clade called opisthokonta,

it’s always the cladistics fuckers isn’t it