P.U.L.S.E.

Upgrade that Dark Side of the Moon.

Problem is that’s how Elon and others are getting away with shit. Drops in buckets fines are the cost of business for them and it’s working quite well.

But… there’s a starburst.

I’m not going to argue that it isn’t a good news story, but one is supposed to rewrite the provided corpo press release.

Just my interpretation.

Someone with NetBSD is already scouring eBay.

Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!

Much of USA treats their leaders team with the same reverence and loyalty they treat sports teams even if they are consistently shitty poopy.

Let’s place bets on the moniker Trump will insult Stern with when he rages after.

I’m going with ‘STUPID STERN’ because it’s simple stuff for a simpleton bully.

Not totally relevant because I work 4-on-4-off, but I tell anyone who will listen to me say that the best, most wonderfullest, pry it from my cold fingers part is that I no longer care if it’s Monday. Ever. This is wonderful, even if my shifts fall on one. Because it’s Monday and it’s no longer special and has no power over me. I don’t think I’d have the same passion talking about Fridays.

Does the rest of that say something about products not made in Canada possibly being from a non-peanut-free facility and to read the label?

It’s my old and maybe wrong understanding that Canada’s facility is specifically peanut free for Mars and others are not. Hence the warning.

Get some rest, Stan. You look tired.

- Jason Hatchede

Gaza hostages said fast in an accent to me would easily come out sounding like sausages. “Oy, you ‘eard abou’ those Gaza ‘osages today mate?”

This is just based on the headline because I’ve yet to dig in and see why this is even being reported and to who’s motives.

Edit: oh yeah no. I stand by the accent thing, but he said sausages.

“I call again for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza. The return of the sausages. The hostages. And a re-commitment to the two-state solution, a recognized Palestinian state alongside a safe and secure Israel.”

MORTAL KOMBAT

https://youtu.be/BxsNnUAyfd4

🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

What a great example of how they still think, as well as a fuck-ton too many victims.

We were better than the bullies back then, and we need to oust them from positions of power in the adult world no matter what fucking colour their logo is.

Pog/poggers. I’m old but usually up on things as a long-time knight-of-new but this term slipped by me years ago and I never caught its meaning.

That person who ate the thing first.

The above is saying that Lemmy is not monolithic and if you find one instance an echo chamber there are other instances that may be more to your liking.

…“Because of the right’s desperation and total lack of decency, we’re going to have to go through hell to get there — slogging through the muck of their racism and misogyny — but we will get there, and I believe the country will change for the better in the process.”

Ahh

Came here to begrudgingly add that. A very cool guide. But as a near 50 year BC resident I’ve never heard that.