That last paragraph is art

Do you guys like Burger King? I stopped eating there a long time ago and feel no need to go back after the foot lettuce incident…

I would use Linux but I heard that it doesn’t work seamlessly with NVIDIA gaming hardware

I understood that reference!!!

Look at that subtle off-green gradient. The tasteful thickness of it… Oh my god, it even has ornaments…

Well since it’s slower that just means it’s being more careful and not prone to making mistakes

You’re looking out for OP. What a nice guy

ALL OF IT

This is why Linux sucks!