MisterMoo

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

Find a reputable institutional advisor who specializes in this sort of thing. Pay off debts. Quit my job. Eventually begin planning some charitable gifts, perhaps even a foundation or something. Make life meaningful that way.

Agreed. The people who are pitching r/place as “entertainment” are people who want to stay engaged with reddit and enjoy drama. I’m done with Reddit now that they’ve killed Apollo and don’t care to hear about it anymore.

So in his telling he was exonerated of wrongdoing, but he’s retracting a bunch of papers and resigning as the president of Stanford. People really can tell themselves anything, can’t they?

No citations, no sources, standard tinfoil hat conspiracy text. This is not world news.

That’s how all the tech sites have gotten, by the way. Engadget, The Verge, Macrumors… all devoting huge space to Amazon Prime ads masquerading as journalism. Amazing that Amazon pulled this off through their affiliate program.

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her…

Wow. Win-win!

I like Signal but it badly needs message editing capability.

How does this comment end up under every post about Netflix? Take a look at their financials. They’re doing fine. Great, even. Their decisions may be unpopular with a tiny but vocal minority, but let’s deal in facts here.

Programmer DESTROYS Facebook rep and the internet can’t handle it!

Dude, congrats on being reaffirmed by a total asshole.

Hopefully one happy side effect of this is that it won’t become a cultural thing on the Fediverse to put a typo in your post title and then have a comment section full of people all calling attention to the typo instead of the actual question/topic of the post.

Which will never be a Tesla, unless I’m craving some 2017 era design.

For $90 billion. No wait; I want out of this thing. Something something bot accounts. Wait, it’s going ahead and this isn’t just some shitposting I did for fun? Ok that’s fine. That’s what I meant to do. I meant to buy it. I’m a billionaire after all. We must be smart.

Elon Musk will never notice or care about you.

They can’t show you ads if you don’t have their app installed.