The video where Rev Bruce Howard scourges his own back while complaining about “studio lights so hot”, as a movie .

Men will do anything other than go to therapy.

If you stop objecting to a bully’s behaviour you enable it.

Herpes is forever.

I’m thinking AI-powered something is going on, for sure.

That sounds like a trick question.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Suspicious use of “competitor” is suspicious.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

You’re not missing much.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

Every few years I find a drawer of expired gift cards and throw them out. One time I kept a one hundred pound gift card in my wallet for months on end, keeping it alive with balance checks in the store but never using it. My partner noticed this and said “just give it to me”, and promptly lost it forever in one of her handbags.

The pinky is smaller and less flexible, but it’s like piano and you just have to move your hand a bit to use them effectively.

It’s not me, Netflix, it’s you.

US Supreme Court judge.

I gave up on Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close after one chapter. No wonder neurotypicals think autistics are just insufferable nobs.

We’re not going to hit our climate targets so he’s going to snort an entire mailbag of cocaine every single day.