Bit ironic that there’s a wikiHow article on it, but here you go:

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Yourself-to-Read

This is an amazing answer and now I’m bookmarking open secrets. Thank you!

We’ll meet again

https://lemmy.ml/post/2703868

Every bathtub’s a toilet if you believe in it enough.

Zaaaankoku na tenshi no you ni…

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Oh nooooooo…

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sit on your ass until the end of the month and then carry all those checks to the bank and sign them all? Think of the poor landlords and their signing hands! 😢

elinks, of course

tl;dr: Debate me, bro!

At this point they really couldn’t do worse than us

“Wait why is that pirate flag glowing?”

Unfortunately I think a good percentage of people on Lemmy, especially in lemmy.world, are quite comfortable with that

I’m noticing a distinct lack of Terrifier and Terrifier 2 in these comments. Art the Clown is perhaps the best antagonist I’ve ever seen in the horror genre and true originality is rare in the modern horror filmscape.

The Ring is also good for originality as far as modern classics, though it’s a whole book series in Japan.

Edit: I also liked The Shrine, forgot to mention that one. Again, originality.

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Your father smelt of elderberries

Eth·nic·Clean·ser /Ð-nik klėnzr/

You just explained America

I think if it was strong enough to bloody his ear like that then a few centimeters difference could potentially have done very serious damage.