I’m sorry, but this person just threw away their life with an act that will have zero impact and is going to be forgotten by Wednesday.

Poor kid.

Data also suggests that there’s a direct correlation between heat and violence as well. Excess heat does nobody any good.

Blackberry Smoke is nowhere near as big as they should be.

To be fair, it’s entirely possible elephants have created a deity of sorts. We’d have zero way of knowing.