I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

I was thinking it was more to do with dancing

You’re thinking of Homo Groovensis, the famous hunter dancerers.

It’s why men’s attire meant to look good

Oh so that’s where I fuck up.

Should have just put up a sign for cat soup and silently point at it for anyone who still ask.

Did he grab a hold of you and slap you in the face while talking to you in human language?

Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of the world, but like, way worse.

But fire has long been used in scientific experiments. You’re a lab rat.

In the words of Brutus “Brutal” Howell:

He’s paid what he’s owed. He’s square with the house again, so keep your goddamn hands off him.

US defaultism? In most western countries people don’t, and aren’t allowed to, carry guns.

Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?

Seems like a lot of planning to get the person you don’t like to live in a tent first.

Me neither.

Typical. My bedroom only has standard earth gravity around the clock.

Another LLM of course.

Have you tried modulating your intake? Too much will most definitely make you a moron. Small amounts have a positive effect on me.

And you.

I wonder how they found that out.

- Hey Nick, where did you put the old kidney I can’t see it anywhere?

- Uh-oh… It’s… I’m sure it’s fine, listen I have to run to a meeting, just keep an eye on this patient.

I know what you bean.

(sorry I have a cold)

Oh also, bring me a can of Booty Sweat.