corpses.

Good. I’m old and salty. I like to eat Chinese Takeout and hate America. This is what I do instead of drink.

Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.

Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.

Whichever is closest.

Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.

What matters right now is your headache.

Ok, but what if I hated America before Chump lowered himself from TV host to Presidential Candidate?

Like back in the G-Dub days I was asking Tshirt shops if they’d make “Death to America” shirts for me. (Only ever found 2 btw which was very brave of them in post 9/11 USA)

Thats just good customer service. No notes.

Bet the reviews are glowing and the pizza is fire.

Because there is none. None whatsoever.

Some old bastards read an old book of fairytales and in that book of nonsense it says women are nothing more than brood mares and fuck puppets for men. Then they decided to take that book of fairytales and turn it into the law of the land. At a time when humans CAN GO INTO FUCKING SPACE we still have to deal with these shrimp brained fuckwits.

We are touching the edges of Fusion Energy and we’ve still got to deal with these morons.

Heavens forbid a young woman have some agency in her fucking life beyond being barefoot and pregnant for some asshole.

Totally missed opportunity.

“In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024…”

Kerning is important.

Get a universal wall mount.

Being unable to delete OneDrive is reason enough to drop Windows imo.

Democrats making obviously winning plays? You cannot be serious.

They are intentionally bad at politics. Their greatest skills are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and shitting and falling back in it. Wanna see how for yourself? Dig into the DNC. They’re not a political entity, they’re a corp. And they work for the interests of corps. If what they do occasionally isnt absolute shit its almost entirely incidental.

Good for her. If I thought there was a market for my disgusting claws I’d sell feet pics too.

Israel’s plan has always been to start the war then have the US fight it for them. Because they wouldn’t have a prayer even if they shared a border.

Seriously. They’ve been trying to engineer this war for a long time. McCain, Bolton, all those Cryptkeeper age neocons were on the take even back before Bush kicked off his Global War on Peace.

(for the Uninitiated, Tales from the Cryptkeeper. 1989-1996)

Don’t make me hope.

Everyone worth less than 8 figures will lose.

Little else will change. Regardless of figurehead.

Everything. They’re always terrible.

But the worst thing is when they are UNREASONABLY LOUD.

You’re watching whatever. Equalized commercial comes on its not a big deal. Maybe you go take a leak or get a drink.

But when a loud one comes on it just upends everything. It sucks.

Won’t someone think of the pump and dumps of the genocidal ethno state?

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