Every single time I get naked.

It’s a chore.

Dry rape? Bro it’s a torture thing today

But don’t you know condoms burst at the sight of my shlong? It has nothing to do with the fact that the sight of naked me dries up a pussy quicker than a fucking hairdryer.

that’s what she said

I wouldn’t buy an automatic bike, coz I ride bikes for fun.

The daily get-to-work shitbox? I don’t want to babysit the gearbox, just do your thing while I chill to some tunes.

Also no one else being there.

Also being in my home.

Also getting to work in pants.

So I guess nothing, then 👌

The only reason you get that title, on either count, is that we decided to brexit.

(Using the word “decided” in the widest possible sense)

That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.

Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.

But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.

Come on. Be better, people.

I thought you fed on sovereignty like the rest of us?

You’re missing out, bruvva

Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!

Lorry driver decided I didn’t belong on the road anymore, so though he’d helpfully push me off it. Then proceeded to fuck off.

Luckily there was no contact or damage to my car that I could see, but I think this finally convinced me to get a dashcam. I’d love to report that prick to the company he drives for and the police.

I personally wouldn’t want to live here without a car, but that comes with a few caveats.

• I don’t want to live in or near cities. I live in a well-connected area (as in there’s a motorway) but quite far from nearby cities.
• I don’t expect to be able to drive in cities. I make plenty use of park and ride which, in my experience tends to be very good.
• trains are insanely expensive here. The tories played a big brain move and privatised the trains companies, so now they’re essentially priced to the point of being unusable.

Elaborating on trains. Availability tends to be spotty (trains don’t run overnight and end ridiculously early, for instance). Price tends to be SUBSTANTIALLY more expensive, even if you’re driving alone, and even if you factor in running costs. Slap a mate in the passenger seat and split the cost, and you’re both saving a ton of money, and possibly time.

Yeah it’s insane how much time I spent reading about ethics and shit, and then have “don’t be a dick” be one of main driving factors in my decision making.

You know what? It works just fine.

Even then, you have pretty much no way of knowing if there’s an iris. So it’s all fun and games until SLAM, all your atoms gets squished into metal.

Could even flip them horizontally for extra spiciness.

I don’t mind paying for an app, but fuck subscriptions. It’s dirt cheap and all, but I still won’t pay for it.

I’ll have a look at Organic though, that sounds right up my alley. If it’s open source, I can even have a look at raising a PR or two to pay them back.

Hah, I only knew that name from Daisy 2.0, turns out is a whole rabbit hole!

That’s where I started and ended up staying alllll of these years 😁

Yeah I though I was gonna outgrow metal.

Boy was I wrong.

The Nier automata soundtrack is on another level. What a collection of absolute masterpieces.

Weight of the world still brings a tear to my eye.