When asked about racism in America she said there wasn’t any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn’t exist unless it happens to them.

“Impressive. Most impressive.”

Politicians should be retired at the age of 70. These old fucks are so out of touch, it would be comical if it wasn’t costing human lives every fucking day.

I think Ragnar the Red was kind of a pig, so really just don’t be a pig.

Not “crazy” per se, but west of the Mississippi, cities are set up on a grid, whereas eastern cities look like their planning was established by throwing a plate of spaghetti at a wall.

Do you know how much garlic bread I can make for $5? A bunch, and fucking good too!

Peanut butter. Generic peanut butter is downright nasty. Skippy or Jiff for me.

On my Facebook feed there was a Transformer toy in the shape of Starbug called Smegatron.

One place I worked had end of shift meetings every day for the transition between third and first shift. First shift was supposed to get there 15 minutes early, but hardly ever did. This was a stand-up meeting at the end of an 8 hour shift. Look assholes, I’m tired and I wanna go home.Your disrespect of my time isn’t helping my attitude toward this shit-hole company. Also, apparently, they didn’t need to do this for second shift, because, you know, first shift is tired and wants to leave on time. Imagine that. I ended up quitting when they tacked on extra hours for us to work at the last minute during the week of Thanksgiving, so that effectively we’d still end up working 40 hours. What’s the fucking point of holidays if you’re just going to make us work more hours anyway?

I was thinking about this recently. You know the MLK quote about the universe bending toward justice? The eventual heat death of the universe is the only way everything will be equal.

I know you probably mean prostitutes or “escorts”, but aren’t porn actors also sex workers? I watch porn all the time, so do a lot of people. I feel sorry for the sad sacks who aren’t “allowed” to look at porn because their significant other is so goddamn insecure, the idea of their partner having their own private thoughts scares the shit out of them.