“This is your pilot speaking. There’s some turbulence up ahead. I’m gonna try to dodge it. Hold onto something.”

Well, to be fair, “Why can’t websites just remember that I said no to cookies?”

Yeah, I know. But “what does greek mythology say about using windows” would have been less funny.

If by that you mean connected my computer account to a Microsoft account, nope, I did no such thing.

That’s weird. I don’t get the prompt at all, but I do have a button in the lower left corner that says “Sign In.” Maybe it’s because I’m on Windows 11?

I wouldn’t be surprised, but I’m not convinced downvoting comments has any effect on YouTube.

The names and PFPs still give it away if you know about them.

Hehe, that’s funny. So everyone thinks it’s this profound thing, but he was actually just talking about the size of office paper?

They’re not just “casually” stealing comments. They steal a random comment from the video, then have a bunch of other bots give it a bunch of thumbs up so that it appears towards the top and accumulates more upvotes than most human comments make. 95% of the time it seems, the real comment has one or two upvotes and is buried so far you have to scroll multiple pages to reach it.

Disney says Piccolo agreed to similar language again when purchasing park tickets online in September 2023. Whether he actually read the fine print at any point, it adds, is “immaterial.”

Whuh? Why didn’t they make their case around that instead of Disney+?

Da ba de da ba die

I suspect there’s a law requiring it, because I don’t think corporations would choose to be that nice.

We do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead.)

Nah, it’s just an absurd scenario. Sometimes the curtains are just blue.

I’d be disturbed by that.

How would you feel if someone you knew was making plant-based meals styled after cannibal meals?

If that’s what it takes to prevent you from mixing milk and maple syrup…

No puppy for you! Muhuhuhuhahahahaha!

Hmm, maybe. Would you like a free puppy?