It was too late. I was hung over as fuck anyways.

I’m from Maryland and I said “howdy” in New York and I got roasted by the CVS clerk for 2 full minutes. And then I said “do y’all have Tylenol” in hopes that she could point me in the direction. Another minute of her roasting me…

I have an SoG Black V I daily - nice but loose action. And a Gerber Dual force I begged my boss to buy…it sits in my cup holder. Leatherman never crossed my mind.

My dad has an original Leatherman that has never broken. Not sure how sharp the blade is now though.

Dang I was about to ask if that’s a vape or a flask.

BLUB

Clever… Next time just tell her to try some thing on a spoon and right before you let her have it just shove the switch game in her mouth

Don’t tempt me with a good time. I think that’s a teenage party trick. I might need to wait a couple years. He’s still kinda a wuss.

Lmao. Nope they did it too fast and without hesitation. I didn’t have a chance and once the jig was up it was too late to try again.

I got my unsuspecting 10 year old to lick one of those just to see if the Internet was lying to me. It was as easy as “hey Nintendo made those cartridges bitter…you should lick it to see.” Lol

That’s pretty good. The viewing angles were trash but it got you a big TV easier.

What’s the refresh rate on these? Since they’re back projected

Because it’s the experience my kids want. And they don’t just “go buy more candy” considering their 10 and 7.

Nope we had a great time. And they’re 7 and 10. Old enough to not want to bother walking all the way up to a door and waiting.

My kids are younger. I’ve been doing this long enough to know which houses are going to spend time on each kid. Which is fine…except my kids and the neighbor kids I was walking through our neighborhood did have time for that.

Okay. Or…my kids are walking around with a gaggle of neighbors and we are all socializing. And then we have to go “that one guys house” where we sit and watch as he wastes 10 minutes while we’re 2 miles deep into a neighborhood. And kids have finite energy.

You get between 5-730 in a lot of neighborhoods to do trick or treating. It’s a school night. I’m not spending a cumulative extra 30 minutes of my time watching my kid stand by the door so your old ass can slide off the couch and mosey over to the door and slowly talk to my kids individually about their costumes. And by some weird extension try to make small talk with me or a parent.

If your lonely, go to a bar. I’m trying to run these street with my kids and make some real candy profit.

Just put the fries in the bag, dude.

EDIT : Downvote me all you want. You’re the ones sitting inside instead of putting out a table in your driveway like every other house next to you. Social holidays evolve naturally and this is one of those times. Trunk or treating and drive way exhibitions is the new Halloween.

Doesn’t this also take into account the universe never does a snap back into itself?

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No I’m getting error 500 when trying to upload a photo. So I linked an imgur of what I was trying to to reference. It’s from a Japanese baseball game they marketed in America.

Error 500 can’t upload the image but check these names for ideas on your next Russian puppet account:

https://imgur.com/gallery/even-more-american-names-from-that-japanese-baseball-game-6HAtN

Edit…I wasn’t calling HIM a Russian troll. I was suggesting to use these names the next time AnYONE makes a Russian puppet account. Sorry, language.