Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!

“So I’ve got this knife fight scheduled for tomorrow…”

Seriously, WTF?

Same boat (started with dry January and didn’t stop)!

I still feel good. Not sure long term if I’ll become more lax for special events but not for now.

I believe that’s the rule in Germany, meaning, giving a month’s notice.

I didn’t realize it was regulated myself!

Hi friend!

Now you do.

I also did but I thought it was kinda lame?

Lowsy results

Future reference, the word you’re looking for here is “lousy”.

Stay fresh!

Easy.

Challenge them to trial by combat.

If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

I’ve heard concern of it becoming a pandemic in deer populations and also scientists are worried it’ll spread to people!

Yaaaaaaaaay. 🫠

KI-generated

A Kamehameha is also KI-generated.

I understand how, in retrospect, it may feel like it isn’t groundbreaking, but do consider that before Die Hard, there really wasn’t anything quite like it.

A quote straight from Wikipedia:

It is considered to have revitalized the action genre, largely due to its depiction of McClane as a vulnerable and fallible protagonist, in contrast to the muscle-bound and invincible heroes of other films of the period.

While it did sort of fall apart and away from what made it great in the later sequels, I think it’s important to put the film into the context of when it was released and what it did to the genre.

All that to say, Die Hard fucking rules.

Hips don’t lie.

Pecs do.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

Just a guess: Dark.

But if you ask him, he has to like tell you he’s a TimeCop, right?

Jesus. I remember thinking some of this but it was much hazier and confusing. Amazing that they could actually distill and post those ideas at that time.

It was such a WTF sort of experience. I don’t recall knowing what to do much less think about it but I wasn’t even 20 yet at the time.

Maintenance.

Yeah, this is precisely what I’ve been thinking.

I feel like they gathered data, studied it, and wrote a prescriptive autocorrect that IMO was perfectly fine and was still pretty good at catching words I was most likely to use.

Then, all of a sudden, it turned into fucking scrabble and I find myself going, “WTF are you thinking autocorrect?”

Not sure when the change started but it’s officially shitty now.