Oh god, Roger had okra farts again

And that’s fine, some people like canned static. I happen to like deep fried bull testicles

Crt TV static in a can

Homeopathic chocolate maybe, the recipe was developed specifically to use less chocolate

I am stealing that mmand name for tabletop

It actually looks worse when they try to tone his hair down, it’s fascinating

First one was before the Solar system finished forming, no life, it was also the size of Mars. The Moon is a combination of matter from that object and matter thrown up from Earth. Second one was tiny by comparison and we actually are pretty sure we found the crater

Soundproofing and insulation.

Yes but hydrogen has storage problems in that it messes with storage containers making long term storage potentially hazardous. How much of that last part is bullshit I am not qualified to answer but it sounds fucky to me.

The pure “Nah bitch WE losin” energy of the shield detonation problem is beautiful to behold

A Ford might get stuck in the fjord

Imagine how it feels for Wyomingites like me, never happens

Not always that simple. My father has tried for years but gets stonewalled because of who his father was, my grandfather was disowned for marrying a white woman rather than leave her a single mother. In the end I think being cut off like that is what killed my grandfather really.