I’m still here for this comment, but it’s Rube Goldberg.

They absolutely care about the enslavement of innocent woodland creatures for human entertainment and monetary profit. These people complain there are no elephants at the circus being beat anymore.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

I treat it the same way I would laser printer toner, at the very least I don’t want it on my desk.

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Just kidding, Jesus was over a millenium too early to see the invention of coffee.

It almost looks like he erased half of it, meant to come back, and forgot before submitting it to publish.

Towel warmer.

Holy cow, we have the same problem. I only got firstnamelastname@gmail.com so I only get folks with permutations of my first and last name, but to this day I still get my Nigerian counterpart’s bank statements. I’ve got my UK counterpart’s PayPal payments for artwork they did. I’ve had my Australian counterpart’s job recruiters reaching out to me for months. It’s kind of embarrassing when I tell them they have the wrong email…

Using curbside pickup at Chick-fil-A. The line is a mile long, people. I’m in and out in 45 seconds.

I remember the founder guy going on prime time TV and lying about having way above the limit of cancer causing chemicals in their flooring.

That was almost ten years ago. Good riddance.

So it only costs $365 a year to survive in America. Neat.

It’s almost certainly Heinz, and in no permutation you cannot find everywhere else in the world.

Pasta and ketchup is a common meal in Paris according to the one French Netflix show I watched where they ate it and never commented about how absurd it is.

Before this, he won $4,000,000 by inheriting it and was able to convince a bunch of his rich friends and fellow Yale alums to bet $91,000,000 on FedEx.

Lucky guy winning that $27 grand…

Wrong. You are the man now, dawg.

Quiche doesn’t really work, but otherwise it’s not bad.

I tried to sign up for an account but didn’t have any luck. I’m just wondering what this company charges to sell my personal info…

Glad I didn’t use a realtor in my home purchase, but honestly half my neighbors probably looked me up with a tool like this.

The platform is to say whatever it takes to the people in front of him at any given moment so they vote for him.

Leave a small tweet.

I can, as well as my gran, so there’s that. Try and keep up.