Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.

NGL, I’d be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.

This whole comment right here.

I was thinking the romantic interest thing right out of the gate. I like your emotional need take, too. Either way it’s not work appropriate esp. if OP has communicated their disinterest before.

I also like your direct communication prompt.

While you’re right about how HR works/how to go about it, I find HR a hammer when a finesse tool might work. OP could ask their manager how to deal with it. Not only does this put it on the radar, but it’s a bit less official, and might yield the gray zone outcome OP is looking for

As a parent, I couldn’t give two shits if you don’t have kids. Not gonna convince you. It’s your story not mine.

You’re also not going to convince me I made a poor decision.

It doesn’t matter what other people think, full stop. The world is full of people who think they know better. ignore them.

The consultant’s proverb: done is better than perfect

Kochia scoparia is another one like that, and also makes tumbleweeds

Gnoosic.com

I really like that one

That even distribution is impressive

More closely related to Ork Boyz. WAAAGHHHH

This is exactly where my brain went.

Thanks, I hate it

I’m talking about gold

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.

I love this one. I’m imagining really loud quacking

Why did you take my body type and put a goose head on it?

This is a work of art