He discovered his crop has a communicable disease, so he put those infectious beets to work!

There is definitely a market for cars that take a loss in performance to give a boost in engagement.

Ok, so they’re performance focused. Who is making cars that are built for the most engaging driving experience? Are those “drive a slow car fast” type cars all already built?

Hey nice, a community around oddly specific humor.

They purposely made their symbols for non-recylable types of plastic look like the recycling symbol.

I squinted at the baseball, wondering why it kept getting bigger

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Then it hit me

I knew someone who actually did this with an iPod years ago

Re apply after a few hours

I mean, yeah. It would be harder to track, but desperate people do desperate things when the law makes it hard to leave.

In height school they learn to branch out into new subjects

I also don’t find them particularly good looking, but their owners sure do!

I like identity token for trucks that never see truck use.

Kind of like modern pickup trucks? Some get actual use, many more are just pretty and for the illusion of usefulness.

Bravo on the edit! Now it’s a good joke

Haha success!

European descendants living in a very sunny place. Yep, checks out

Ooh, that is well put

Yeah, that one is good.

Must have spent a long time in university to get all those degrees. Unless they’re all honorary degrees?

Why do people at the South Pole base wash their clothes in Tide?

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It’s too cold out-Tide

Imagine keeping up to date with one liners on those sites