As long as they don’t take our cathedrals…

I’m referring to the current president-elect of the US having the emotional maturity, intellect, and personality of Eric Cartman lol

Well Cartman just got elected president again so…yes? 🤷

I wonder whether @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world knew and based his name on it or it’s just a coincidence 🤔

Now that’s just silly!

Sounds a bit like Swedish Resident Alien (if you add the Sweden back in)

yank your lingerie

A 13 October letter addressed to then-Israeli Defence Minister Yoav Gallant and Strategic Affairs Minister Ron Dermer from their US counterparts said Israel must allow 350 aid trucks a day into Gaza over the next 30 days. Most aid organisations estimate that around 700 trucks a day are needed to meet everyday needs.

In the second half of October, the World Food Programme said just 58 trucks a day were being allowed into Gaza

It’s beyond tragicomedy and into dystopia. That anyone believes a word the complicit US government says about the fascist apartheid regime at this point is proof positive that political gaslighting is much more effective than most people believe.

since then, Israeli forces have sealed off northern Gaza and announced on the day of the US election, on 5 November, that its former residents would not return to their homes.

To the surprise of no honest and observant person paying attention. And with no consequences now or ever.

I fucking hate how corrupt and fundamentally dishonest the motherfuckers who were the LEAST evil choice in the election they spectacularly bungled are 🤬

Captain Ancap is useful for exactly one thing: whatever he does, the opposite is always the right thing to do.

He’s the Argentine version of Piers Morgan’s opinions, except the latter is at least right about gun control.

This part is also very typical:

An Arab taxi driver was also attacked by mobs who appeared to be with the Israeli fans, although police said they couldn’t identify the nationality of the attackers as no arrests were made.

Had it been an Arab mob attacking an Israeli taxi driver, you BET there’d have been arrests!

Hell, if it had happened in the US, the taxi driver would probably have been arrested for bruising the knuckles of the Israelis with bogus charges of “resisting arrest” and “assaulting a police officer” tacked on to increase the length of their sentence!

Pornhub 6:9 - Many will come in my face, saying ‘I’m Batman!’ and they will lead Christopher Nolan astray

True. Or the DNC headquarters.

I’ve seen it and it’s damn convincing, pun intended 😁

Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

I have some bad news for you about several Olympic events…

I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I’d probably believe it’s actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with…

Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.

Yeah, how WOULD one deliver a car? It’s not like you can just DRIVE it to wherever it needs to go or wherever it needs to be transported from!

Related question: I’m trying to walk and I just put my left foot forward. Do I do that again or do I alternate? Maybe hop on both just to be on the safe side?

You mean THIS John Henry?

Almost writes itself, what with him being a steel-driving man hammering away with his big tool so the train can enter the tunnel…