The Roku box was one of the good ones… about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I’ve seen so many unshakable “good ones” go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

Restarted, the Star Wars have.

You do not want the lizard prince to touch your nuts.

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

No one’s giving her 5G on her watch!

(K)now Name has a lot of great songs.

British version: l don’t care much for boxes, they’re not really my bag.

“Windows are a structural weakness.”

It’s true though.

Publish instruction on how to use IKEA parts to make custom builds and they will send a lawyer to talk to you for free.

You add your card thinking you can remove it at any time

PayPal: “All too easy.”

Sure hope they all grabbed a Snickers bar.

Stupid shit like this is the only thing that ever made both me and my dad break down in hysterics.

Today I learned WebCrawler still exists.