The peanut butter, with it’s thicker texture and protein is obviously the meat, and the jelly, with it’s more liquidy texture and lack of nutrition is the condiment

Maybe you don’t get the title perfect every time, but you provide a lot of content that’s the sort of stuff I went to reddit for, and I appreciate you!

Guess old reddit habits die hard. Love to see someone get down votes for not understanding a joke

No, but I wouldn’t rule someone out because of it as long as they were respectful

I assume then the followup question would be why they’d be using a timer while drawing. If it’s at a convention I could then assume they might do small commissions for people and use the timer to ensure they draw them quickly and don’t spend too much time on each drawing.

What do you mean by paywalls? I got off reddit when the whole paying for API by third party apps thing happened and don’t know what’s going on after that point

Isn’t this the Skittles slogan?

I never hold anything against FedEx employees because I talk with the drivers often as they deliver to my workplace and they run their drivers so fucking hard, not a single driver has said they like the job. It pays them well, but the trucks are always bad quality and breaking down, and the drivers barely have time to take breaks and eat while getting done at a good time most days.

I always feel bad for them.

The other night my wife suggested we watch this and I’d vaguely heard of it, but not its reputation, so we did watch it since an anthology would be fun! We made it maybe 40% through until I realized it was so bad that I had to stop. They just don’t know when a joke stops being funny, and most of the skits are barely funny to begin with.

If they cut most of those skits down by probably half, the movie would be awkwardly short, but it would at least flow better, and you’d be able to move onto something else if you weren’t liking the current skit much, but as it is, it’s a mediocre slog that has a bafflingly star studded cast.

It’s just far too juvenile and long in the tooth, and I have nothing against juvenile humor, but man, I just couldn’t get much out of it.

Maybe, PowerAmp was the first one I tried after I got off the dedicated MP3 player lifestyle, so coming from iPod classics or cheaper Fiio and Sansa players I was seriously lacking for features like that.

All I know is that PowerAmp does almost everything I could want it to and I never wanted for much more or needed to try other options after I tried it the first time

Seconding PowerAmp. Tons of features, something I loved about Spotify that PowerAmp has, you can queue songs and do things like “play next” so that it inserts songs into your queue.

You can also see what song is going to play next, though I still deeply desire a mobile version of the Winamp feature where you can see the entire list of how the songs are shuffled and everything that’s coming up

They just thought they were funny because you said “players” and they purposefully misconstrued it for internet high fives

On Android:

Godville is 24 MB, a zero player game where you create an adventurer who goes out and quests, collects loot and equipment, rests at town to sell things, tames a pet, joins a guild, etc. you can influence what they do, but they do it all automatically and you can just observe!

Impossible Dungeon is 35 MB, idle non turn based dungeon crawler with incremental upgrades, I really like it!

Not sure what you consider low MB, I couldn’t find any more that I’d heavily recommend at 150 MB so I cut it off there

Yes, that would’ve been a very valid reason for that person to not recommend an apple product. But to not recommend it because they can’t borrow one from everyone around them is such a weird way to put it that I didn’t even consider Apple’s absurd reasoning for using the lightning connector

Should’ve just named the new ones drakobolds

I’d say from an introverted perspective: you don’t have to go to every party just because you were invited. You can just say no to a drug offer if you don’t want it, people are usually just like “no prob dude, more for me”

I dunno man, my gut says everybody secretly hates me, I’m an imposter at my job, the world isn’t worth saving and having kids is a fallacy because they’ll just grow up in the resource wars, among other very negative things, I’ve learned to trust my gut maybe half the time

Also don’t brush your gums too hard, I did that a bit when I didn’t know better, and my gums receded slightly. Turns out those things don’t come back. Make sure you brush that area though!

Plus, if you preserve your hearing you’ll be able to hear all the high dog whistle frequencies that everybody else won’t be able to, and you’ll feel just a tiny bit superior for no good reason.

What a sign of the times. Being subscribed to a fucking printer