Its easier to just walk through security and pretend to be a TSA agent.

To think… there will be children soon asking “Who is Lady Gaga?”

Mentally handicapped makes a lot more sense because I have never seen one of those things drive normally.

Some of them are raging right now at the idea that not everyone who hates cars wants to live in an apartment.

Its like liberals screaming when they findout you can be a liberal and a gun owner.

Or conservatives when you express socialistic rights while also limiting government.

A circlejerk community where facts are thrown out the window. Doesnt matter where its hosted, social media just going to keep doing what its doing.

Must be nice living amongst celebrities that would literally rebuild an entire town to its original glory.

Meamwhile in Seattle, the home of billionairemakers the place could burn down over night and we’d see sleeping bags for sale from Amazon and Microsoft would offer you a month of free bing then Boeing would giveaway free flights on a faulty jet to Spokane.

Mother Nature: “Target accepted.”

All it takes is a couple of dudes to buy a couple of yachts, private planes maybe another home or two. And poof. Its gone.

Next time you cross just carry an ir strobe and IFF NATO friendly panel on your hood. Should be good to go.

Seriously though, where would Ukraine be right now if it didnt have the U.S. right now or even all the other nations donating?

Theres something about the human mind as we take more shits throughout the years everything starts to hear, look, smell, taste and feel more and more like shit as the time passes.

Which perfectly explains why my greatnana who lived to be 100 thought it was absolutely hilarious that she shat herself when she tried to blow out her candles on her birthday cake.

Googled random stuff to trick people.

finishes downloading latest movie. Naw, what about you?

Also it costs far too much for the owner to reprint all those menus with higher prices. And to update all the food delivery apps… fuhgeddaboudit

Right? I dont want the nerds at IT to find out where I get all my free porn.

The only thing that TLC has taught me is that people can get addicted to anything.