I know a guy with this last name who totally fits this description

You can dere-lick my balls, cap-ee-tan.

Sedona, AZ. Say no more.

Every time I say “Safari”, I get death threats.

I don’t believe he was dumb enough to fall for all that shit. He was just as complicit as the rest of them. And since he’s the one at the top, he bears ultimate responsibility. Ergo, he is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. I wish that pretzel was a little bigger.

Nothing saves a term in office like massive tragedy

See: Bush, George W.

Nobody asked. We were talking about g about good search engines, of which Kagi is one.

Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.

Love how you’re getting downvoted for suggesting a great search engine which doesn’t require JavaScript. Stay classy, everyone.

Kagi is the real deal, but it costs money. You get what you pay for.

Well now you don’t have to cook for a couple days. Also, my rule of thumb is that 50% of invitees ever show, and of those only 50% will participate fully (i.e. not leave early, show up really late, have already eaten, etc.). It’s good to have more stuff on hand in the freezer or pantry, in case that equation isn’t exact. Then, you can prep some quickly to meet demand.

Everyone should work food service and retail at least once in their lives. It would give perspective to, and teach respect for, what those workers have to endure.

And yet quaint in retrospect

“Muh heritage” (of racism)

Jesus Christ

A conference table, wtf

Not surprised this happened in Ohio

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I fucking hate motion-sensing faucets so much. We can edit the human genome, but are unable to make a motion sensor that actually fucking works?! Fuck outta here.

I actually prefer the old-school “push-down and have limited time” type at this point.

Reliable ✔️ Fast ✔️ Cheap to own ✔️ Convenient ✔️

The only thing I’ve done is put new tires on it when necessary. By any measure that’s a good car.

He didn’t say she has a cybertruck, Jesus Christ guys. I have a Tesla model 3 that I fucking love. It’s a great car. Yes, Elon sucks and I now feel like a bit of a chud driving it around, but objectively it is a good vehicle by any measure.