Capt. Wolf

I also have the brain of an elephant.

It’s in a jar on my desk…

I’m not allowed back at the zoo…

What do you call a cow with no legs?

It’s also important to check your registration now and then too. When my wife and I got married and moved, I went to vote in my new district and found that someone had illegally changed my party affiliation to Democrat.

Details for checking and changing your registration can be found here and here.

Exactly, then having to go through a thick-ass manual to find out what code it is. Oh, I just need to move a jumper…

Nuzu…

Dispose of Yuzu,

for my amuzument!

Well… We all knew that was coming. If you still have an account haven’t done so, now’s a good time to purge your account!

All I can think of is Little Shop of Horrors and Orin’s gas mask…

Obligatory “YOU’LL BE A DEEENTIST!”

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For mine, I had it set up to do diagonal swipes, down-right for zoom in, up-left to zoom out, down-left to reset. Just hold right click and complete the gesture. It worked individually for any image and also for whole pages. The addon was discontinued after firefox moved to the new format.

I miss the old mouse gestures addon that would let you do a gesture over an image to zoom in or out… It was a simpler solution to a problem that wouldn’t have existed if Firefox hadn’t deprecated old add-ons.

I think I saw it quite a few years ago, but I’ll have to refresh my memory.

Apparently not true! The Sheepman came out in '58 with a pretty insane cast no less!

We literally got the entire western film genre as a result.

See the entire sub-plot of Oklahoma or McClintock for more details.

Oh, I’d so love to go for a Halloween show! That’s gonna be sick! My wife and I went a few months ago for my birthday. Talked to the head of the group after and they’re doing Shock Treatment soon!

Because there’s a socially acceptable acceptable age for some things… How would you feel if a fat, bearded, 40-something man like me came to your house trick or treating, no kids in tow, just me by my lonesome?

I’m not saying don’t have fun as an adult. God knows life is mundane enough. You want to dress up for Halloween? Go ahead! I know I will be! There’s just something off putting to me about adults going door to door begging for candy. I’m just saying it’s kinda weird.

Nah man, that’s definitely weird. I stopped around 13-14. After that, my friends and I got together for parties.

She’s old enough to buy her own candy, it’s time to quit mooching and creeping out the neighbors.

I hope you’ve got good insurance, because someone is gonna burn down your house when they see these.

I set a goal for myself to get through as many of Stephen King’s books as I can before the end of the year. To date, I’ve gone through over half of the Dark Tower series, The Shining, Dr. Sleep, It, Later, Under The Dome, Bag of Bones, Desperation, If It Bleeds, and I’m working on The Stand right now. Most of them are quite long, 15 - 50ish hours.

If you’re not into horror, I still highly recommend The Dark Tower series. The recordings for the first 5 books are over 100 hours. They unfortunately had to change narrators in the 5th book, as the original sadly passed away. He did an amazing job at bringing the characters to life.

If It Bleeds is a short story collection, but it contains a sequel to King’s The Outsider, followed by Holly, which just came out last month.

Fucking finally…